✈️ Two Navy SEALs boarded a short flight from Dallas to Houston. One sat by the window, the other took the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Green Beret climbed aboard and settled into the aisle seat next to them. He kicked off his boots, stretched his toes, and made himself comfortable.
The SEAL at the window leaned over and said,
👉 “I think I’ll grab a Coke.”
“No problem,” replied the Green Beret. “I’ll get it for you.”
While he was gone, the SEAL picked up one of the boots… and spit in it. 🤢👢
The Green Beret came back with the Coke. Then the second SEAL said,
👉 “That looks good—I’ll have one too.”
“Sure thing,” said the Green Beret, and off he went again.
This time, the second SEAL grabbed the other boot… and spit in it too. 🤭👢
The flight was short, and they all sat back, sipping their drinks. 🥤
When they landed in Houston, the Green Beret slid his feet back into his boots. He immediately realized what had happened. Looking at the SEALs, he let out a heavy sigh:
👉 “How long is this going to keep going?
This rivalry… this bitterness… the spitting in boots and the messing with Cokes?” 😤🥤👢